Saturday 1 August 2009

Cat and Bear Investigate: early morning 5.30am discoveries


when you put a spoon in your mouth and let your tongue slide over the curved smooth metal side it tastes metallic like blood.

CAT.
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Cat and Bear Investigate: Why did God leave Samson?


Either Samson was punished for: something which he had no control over; he was not the one who cut off his own hair.

Or, he was punished for: falling in love.

God left Samson because the cutting of hair was against the Nazarite Oath.

But he was a unconditionally loyal worshipper. He loved God.

And God left Samson to be tormented and killed because his hair was cut off.

That does not sound like a just excuse to me.


Cat.
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Cat and Bear Investigate: Dollars




I believe that American currency is rather ugly.
Agree? Disagree?

Cat...
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(Yes, I did delete this post, and a few others. I apologise.)

Cat and Bear investigate: ROBOSEXUALITY




because, really, who am i to tell a toaster and a microwave they can't be husband and wife? 


Yours
BEAR

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