Cat and Bear investigate: 15/05/09

Some observations:

1) the word "Philidelphia" looks kind of similar to the word "Paedophilia."

2) i don't like examining body people, (the ones who make sure you don;t cheat during exams) because they always have extremely distracting loud clacky shoes when they walk, and also i don;t like the way they look over your shoulder and breathe down your neck. Or, if it's a male examiner, i suspect, looking down your top. I also dislike the fact that they all sport furry moustaches, the women included, but that's just a general dislike, because moustaches are just weird in the first place.

3) Everyone seems to like stroking my notebook, but i hope that that's just because it has a really nice perforated texture.

4) All the options i took for A level direct me straight into the direction of Law, which disgusts me somewhat.

5) If you buy doughnuts, you HAVE to eat them the day you bought them, and not leave them in the larder for three days, because it ruins them, as I have discovered today.

6) Last year everyone loved Gok Wan and thought he was God, but this year everyone seems to hate the hell out of him and says that he deserves to die a painful death (something that involves him being impaled repeatedly by stilletto shoes.) I agree with the latter idea.

7) The expression "taking the piss out of someone" conjures up strange images. Therefore i feel slightly odd using the phrase.

8) A friend yesterday observed in a comicbook, the use of the phrase "as i was typing," as opposed to the phrase "as i was writing." The incidence of the present tense verb: "typing" instead of "writing" sparked off an interesting conversation exploring the possibility that in the near future, the profession of "writer" will be replaced by the profession of "typer" or "typist."

9) The picture above has nothing to do with this post, but it's just that i was listening to Royksopp today and i like the image, even if that album was inadequate.

That is all.

Love your furry feline friend/mate/chum/pal/soulmate/BFF,

CAT.

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