Cat and Bear investigate: THE END OF CAT AND BEAR.

Hello

i write as Bear, but my real name is Joseph Buckley. i started this site with someone who wrote under the name Cat, her name was Diane Cheng. we were both massive nerds and needed an outlet to anonymously vent all of our collected geekiness..

this is us in a moment of geekiness...

Me and her were together. it sounds kinda cheesy and whatnot but we saw ourselves reflected in each other's eyes. we fell in love, i loved her and she loved me. and with all honesty the past year that i have known her has been the best of my life. in lovng her i learnt to love myself and so i must also thank her. Diane gave thoughtlessly, Noble in a way that is rare nowadays, Diane was the purest hearted person i had ever met. I loved her with all of my heart, her talent was epic and her poetry was inspiring. She was the funniest, funnest most beautiful person i ever had the honour of knowing and loving, i

the pain of losing her is too much to be measured in words.

and i am so tired of this sadness so i share a picture we took during our happiest day together.

Diane Cheng 1992-2009

we started this site together and i don't have the

heart to continue it without her.

Rest in Peace Diane Cheng,

I will love you forever.

Joseph Buckley

Cat and Bear Investigate: early morning 5.30am discoveries

when you put a spoon in your mouth and let your tongue slide over the curved smooth metal side it tastes metallic like blood.

CAT.
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Cat and Bear Investigate: Why did God leave Samson?

Either Samson was punished for: something which he had no control over; he was not the one who cut off his own hair.

Or, he was punished for: falling in love.

God left Samson because the cutting of hair was against the Nazarite Oath.

But he was a unconditionally loyal worshipper. He loved God.

And God left Samson to be tormented and killed because his hair was cut off.

That does not sound like a just excuse to me.

Cat.
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Cat and Bear Investigate: Dollars

I believe that American currency is rather ugly.
Agree? Disagree?

Cat...
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(Yes, I did delete this post, and a few others. I apologise.)

Cat and Bear investigate: ROBOSEXUALITY

because, really, who am i to tell a toaster and a microwave they can't be husband and wife? 


Yours
BEAR

p.s. found on this excellent website.

Cat and Bear investigate: INSTANT KARMA!

I guess it's time to lower the tone around here. 

'bout time too, Cat was making it all Cerebral and stuff, with poems and junk...

I especially love the way the ambushers whooping laugh of victory is cut short.

YOURS,

BEAR

Cat and Bear investigate: THE MICHEAL JACKSON-SIZED HOLE IN POPULAR MUSIC

This is the end of an 'AGE' people, an 'ERA', an 'EPOCH'... THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!! Michael Jackson is Dead. and not like Zombie dead, dead dead, like, not able to be rebuilt with plastic. 

the OFFICIAL story is that he died of a Heart Attack, but i know the truth people!! JARVIS COCKER WENT BACK TO FINISH THE JOB!

But on a real, Michael is, sorry . . . WAS the king of Pop, and as such, whenever any Monarch passes away a bitter power struggle rages away in the power vacuum left behind, so as a monument to the undisputed king of pop i have compiled a list of his heirs and their likelihood of being crowned King and taking control of the kingdom of pop. here is my list:

R.KELLY

R.Kelly definetly gets close with the whole Paedophilia thing and general creep factor but falls at the final hurdle by having a waning career and a lyrical back-catalouge that revolves mainly around ass. however i DO think he should do a cover album anyway. lead single: "blame it on the bootie". 

KANYE WEST

Kanye definetly has the Egomania (and, some would say, the talent) to match the Late great King, but alas no sexual preferences (read: bald chicks) that count as truly shocking nowadays. 

BREEZY

hmmmm, maybe if he hadn't backhanded Rihanna, maybe...

WEEZY

i could see Weezy attaining the status, but only if he engages in some serious sexual perversion and avoids the rock music, or maybe a drastic career change is what's needed for the man who embraces all his obstacles head on, he has given himself the prefix 'Little' for God's sake, I'm slightly (emphasis on the slightly) below average height and would simply die if somebody were to even mention my height in passing. so, props to Weezy for embracing his failings and turning them to advantages, i feel probably the only thing standing in his way at the moment is his perceived 'thuggishness' and whether or not the establishment will embrace it or force him to change (that said, we do live in an age where people say 'for real?' on BBC News without ANYBODY batting an eyelid, when that happened i nearly fell off of my chair.)

hmmmmm . . . after examining the candidates, i think that the truth of the matter is, Pop has no more need for a king. like the Tzars' Russia in retaliation for it's selfish and greedy ways, the music industry has had its back broken by us, the little people. how? i hear you ask; with downloads, with trillions and squillions and brazillions of downloads. WE have killed the King of Pop, the kingdom of pop has just become a revolutionary republic, utterly Marxist, totally utilitarian, where all artists are equal. equally broke.

Yours 

BEAR

THE KING IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE DOWNLOAD!