Cat and Bear investigate: INSTANT KARMA!

I guess it's time to lower the tone around here. 

'bout time too, Cat was making it all Cerebral and stuff, with poems and junk...

I especially love the way the ambushers whooping laugh of victory is cut short.

YOURS,

BEAR

Cat and Bear investigate: IMPRESSIVE INTERNET SELF-HOSPITALIZATION no.3!!!

OH MY GOD! I HAVE A NEW FAVOURITE VIDEO!

Ok this one starts off weird, like really weird, gets weirder and then finishes off ... well, i'll let you see for your self. and whilst i sincerely hope this is all for real, if it's not, then this video is a work of utter artistic genius.

and Yes, the 'self-hospitalization' aspect is a little circuitous, but i feel as though this video deserves the title because A) he shouldn't have trained his Dog to lick his crotch whilst naked and B) he shouldn't have been hanging half way out of the window whilst naked. none of this would have happened had he had pants on.

all bad things are better when you've got pants on.

Yours,

BEAR

BTW, this vid was spotted over at 'Why That's Delightful' a delightful site written by none other than the living legend that is Graham Linehan.

Cat and Bear investigate: IMPRESSIVE INTERNET SELF-HOSPITALIZATION no.2!

It's time to lower the tone around here. Cat was making it all cerebral and whatnot.

I got some good feeback from my last 'Self-Hospitalization' post so here's number two: This ones a little more grisly (pun definetly intended!) than the last one, but the obvious and shocking injury the man sustains is hilariously counterpointed by his adorable accent, drunken commentary, shocking lack of judgement and his cut-short catcall of 'YEEEEEEEE-' [HAAA] 

a little more research into this video reveals that this guy is called 'Captain Video' (great name, is it too late to change the name of the blog?) and he was doing jackass-style 'stunts' on american cable television in, like, the eighties. very impressive and forward thinking. 

i enjoy writing about people hurting themselves by accident, theres something poetic about the fact that they also managed to catch it on camera. i plan to do many many more posts like this, don't let me down World. keep acting stupid and providing me with me shit to write about.

Yours,

BEAR

also, i utterly utterly disagree with Cat's last post. Sci-Fi is the BEST. if you don't appreciate Sci-Fi there's something very WRONG with you. 

Cat and Bear investigate: IMPRESSIVE INTERNET SELF-HOSPITALIZATION

This video is the best EVER. No matter what i say, between now and eternity THIS video will hold the number one spot in my heart. I will never love another video as i have loved this one. It is a perfect demonstration of mans hubris. I love this video so much that in the far, far future when all the humans and bears and cats are gone and there is nothing on earth save endless desert and rubbish tip, i want this video to be sent into space so that all other races of intelligent beings may learn from the mistakes of Earth.

Yours,

BEAR

also, where and when were those pants EVER fashionably acceptable?